"No Balls and No Glory" – by Artica (Carla Broeckx) Some relationships start with fireworks. This one started with… well, a guy who moved corpses for a living—and loved it. That was Red Flag #1.more....
"No Balls and No Glory" – by Artica (Carla Broeckx)
Some relationships start with fireworks. This one started with… well, a guy who moved corpses for a living—and loved it. At first, he seemed full of energy and enthusiasm. But soon, I realized all that excitement was strictly reserved for hauling dead people from houses to cemeteries. In every other aspect of life? Pure, uninspired dead weight—especially in bed.
By week three, I was so repulsed that I could feel my soul leaving my body (maybe he’d carry me to the graveyard next?). By week four, I knew: if I didn’t pull the plug now, I’d get dragged into the eternal boredom of this undertaker’s assistant. So I ran for my life.
And thus, this painting was born. A tribute to all the men who mistake existing for living. No ambition, no spark, no balls… and certainly, no glory.
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